Saturday, September 5, 2009

I Pledge to Be Mellow-dramatic and Preposterous

I pledge to put my boot up the ass of any/every one of the morons in this video given the opportunity. Except Jason Batemen, because I think he's funny, and the chick at 1:50 because there are other things I'd rather do to her (if you get my drift) and, finally, the dickweed from the Chili Peppers because I wouldn't want to contract any STD's... plus he might enjoy it. What are you willing to pledge?

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