Gyllenhaal and Witherspoon enjoy some shopping in New York's trendy SoHo district. by Mike

I'll make this short. Who gives a shit?

Or, let me put it this way, if I actually did care to know that, I would pull my car into my garage, close the garage door, and wait for death's sweet release. But hey, that's just me.

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